Leeroy's Banishment:
Enchantment Spell. Cast time: 1, recharge time 3: Cost: 5
Target Warrior/Monk is enchanted by Leeroy's Banishment. If the target warrior leaves your aggrivation bubble, the enchanted warrior is teleported to your location and Leeroy's Banishment ends.
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Leeroy's Banishment
Enchantment Spell. Cast time: 1, recharge time 3: Cost: 5
Target Warrior/Monk is enchanted by Leeroy's Banishment for the next 60 seconds. If the targeted Warrior/Monk would aggro any enemy group by any means other than attacking with a longbow, the enchanted Warrior/Monk shadowsteps to your location instead and the enemy group does not become aggroed. If the enchanted Warrior/Monk shadowsteps as a result of this enchantment, this enchantment is renewed for another 60 seconds.
Hold Kanaxai's ashes for 30 seconds, if Kanaxai dies when you are holding his ashes. The party member with the least amount of helpful skills, who died the most, will be assigned two of Kanaxai's weapons.
Follow target female elementalist for 1..5 minutes. If you are a warrior, begin dancing whenever you enter melee range.
I literally spit coffee all over my keyboard because of this one...
Gotta come up with a derivation for the female ritualist as well.
Anorexic was Da'Sin
Item Spell. Hold a female assassin's cigarette ashes for 10...30 seconds. As long as you hold the ashes, every female assassin in the area gains 50 pounds and consumes all candy canes, eggnog and half-eaten masses in their inventory. When you drop the ashes, each assassin affected by this spell purges themselves while using a combination of the "/kneel" and "/catchbreath" emotes.